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Re: 2012...
« Reply #40 on: 16 May 2011, 22:53:01 »

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Re: 2012...
« Reply #41 on: 17 May 2011, 17:18:02 »

Question to the authors
^ ;D
Yeah ,  it would go something like this.

People:"How do mustard seeds grow on a tree?"
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #42 on: 17 May 2011, 20:11:16 »

I also like, but it is more understandable in Russian "Send me." nah
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Подобная ситуация, как в то время когда я в армии служил. Должен быть уволен в тот день когда находился на службе. Согласно устава я ещё не уволен, относительно человечность уволен в 1999 году. Не вероятная ситуация.

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Re: 2012...
« Reply #43 on: 19 May 2011, 22:55:28 »

Something TV started to issue information on May 21
What is it and what's the news? A small rustle with the repetition gain later in December?
Quietly get by ...
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Подобная ситуация, как в то время когда я в армии служил. Должен быть уволен в тот день когда находился на службе. Согласно устава я ещё не уволен, относительно человечность уволен в 1999 году. Не вероятная ситуация.

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Re: 2012...
« Reply #44 on: 19 May 2011, 23:04:28 »

Yes, an american priest says that the world will end in May 21, it means, Saturday
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #45 on: 19 May 2011, 23:13:31 »

Yes, an american priest says that the world will end in May 21, it means, Saturday
Speaking of which, you must read this!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/rnr/2388800262.html
It's freaking hilarious XD

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Leaving for Heaven Saturday? Have I got a deal for you! (Oakland/SF/Sacramento)

Date: 2011-05-18, 12:12PM PDT

I believe it is in my best interest to not be raptured Saturday therefore I have begun a tactical series of lower tier sins to make sure I stick around the the third planet in our solar system. I base this on a fool-proof mathematical equation I have derived from the bible which beyond a shadow of a doubt indicates that I will become rich off of the possessions of those who have whizzed off to paradise. Mass looting and panic will take place without devout Christians shining influence in the world, would you rather your belongings be stolen and desecrated? Or left in the care of a semi-competent sinner?
I have discovered that most Christians have made no plans for their pets after may 21st? How very rude! They give you affection and you claim great love for them but since they dont have a soul you just leave them high and dry to go kick it with god? Solution! Leave me your pets! I will take good care of them. I will squat Pat Robertson's mansion come the rapture and they will have plenty of room to frolic and live out the end-times with me on my pile of christian gold. I will have plenty of money (your money) to keep them well stocked with kibble and toys, or enough money to buy a gun and rule these wretched streets. I have made a crown engraved with "Duke of Oakland A #1" (graven images ensure I'll stick around right?). It was pretty expensive. Please help me pay that off before Saturday.
I ask only for the entirety of your possessions. You can't take it with you. Maybe God will see this, you reading this ad, once he sees you NOT handing away all your possessions to a total stranger he will not only realize you were a selfish jerk but also realize you were not 100% confident he was gonna roll down and get you Saturday and decide your not worthy of his paradise. Don't take that chance! I hear heaven is super cool!

Please be advised there will be no refunds. Why would you need one right? Unless we are all still here May 22nd. Boy that would be embarrassing! Don't worry though. The bible guarantees it and why would it guarantee something so non-vague and grand for once if it was not true? Why, it would result in anyone with any sense just denouncing religion right then and there. But it will be alright. Saturday is 3 days away. I have a moving truck and wallet ready to be filled. I will also just hang outside family radio on Saturday (to take it over and re purpose it once you all ascend "KPAC-All anarcho-klezmer! All the time!") So feel free to bring your wheelbarrows of loot to me personally.

Put your money where your mouth is. God is watching.
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #46 on: 19 May 2011, 23:28:04 »

he was obviously crazy :)
Another question ... at which time it will happen to his standards, 7, and on what time to orient 7
Hide and run away is not going to ... but it can be )))))
I do not know when ... but I do know one thing ... I was waiting for a beautiful palace with a park where dinosaurs are made ​​out of bastards and they are food for himself as a sheep, and more and it's interesting. Just trust in some information about his previous life but I do not know who will be there again. Previous creator emphasizes the future of truce into a very large scales without the only restriction in the love and justice as well as unlimited in space and time travel. This is very fantastic and beautiful.
    Vorontsov's Palace. :)
« Last Edit: 19 May 2011, 23:39:09 by Pis »
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Подобная ситуация, как в то время когда я в армии служил. Должен быть уволен в тот день когда находился на службе. Согласно устава я ещё не уволен, относительно человечность уволен в 1999 году. Не вероятная ситуация.

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Re: 2012...
« Reply #47 on: 20 May 2011, 14:40:27 »

Yes, an american priest says that the world will end in May 21, it means, Saturday
Speaking of which, you must read this!
http://sacramento.craigslist.org/rnr/2388800262.html
It's freaking hilarious XD

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Leaving for Heaven Saturday? Have I got a deal for you! (Oakland/SF/Sacramento)

Date: 2011-05-18, 12:12PM PDT

I believe it is in my best interest to not be raptured Saturday therefore I have begun a tactical series of lower tier sins to make sure I stick around the the third planet in our solar system. I base this on a fool-proof mathematical equation I have derived from the bible which beyond a shadow of a doubt indicates that I will become rich off of the possessions of those who have whizzed off to paradise. Mass looting and panic will take place without devout Christians shining influence in the world, would you rather your belongings be stolen and desecrated? Or left in the care of a semi-competent sinner?
I have discovered that most Christians have made no plans for their pets after may 21st? How very rude! They give you affection and you claim great love for them but since they dont have a soul you just leave them high and dry to go kick it with god? Solution! Leave me your pets! I will take good care of them. I will squat Pat Robertson's mansion come the rapture and they will have plenty of room to frolic and live out the end-times with me on my pile of christian gold. I will have plenty of money (your money) to keep them well stocked with kibble and toys, or enough money to buy a gun and rule these wretched streets. I have made a crown engraved with "Duke of Oakland A #1" (graven images ensure I'll stick around right?). It was pretty expensive. Please help me pay that off before Saturday.
I ask only for the entirety of your possessions. You can't take it with you. Maybe God will see this, you reading this ad, once he sees you NOT handing away all your possessions to a total stranger he will not only realize you were a selfish jerk but also realize you were not 100% confident he was gonna roll down and get you Saturday and decide your not worthy of his paradise. Don't take that chance! I hear heaven is super cool!

Please be advised there will be no refunds. Why would you need one right? Unless we are all still here May 22nd. Boy that would be embarrassing! Don't worry though. The bible guarantees it and why would it guarantee something so non-vague and grand for once if it was not true? Why, it would result in anyone with any sense just denouncing religion right then and there. But it will be alright. Saturday is 3 days away. I have a moving truck and wallet ready to be filled. I will also just hang outside family radio on Saturday (to take it over and re purpose it once you all ascend "KPAC-All anarcho-klezmer! All the time!") So feel free to bring your wheelbarrows of loot to me personally.

Put your money where your mouth is. God is watching.
Eoin

Thank you for posting such a long post ;)
HAPPY END OF THE WORLD WEEKEND* just kidding  :P *
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #48 on: 21 May 2011, 21:22:53 »

I'm still waiting for the end of the world...  :)
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #49 on: 23 May 2011, 17:02:23 »

^ Guess It got postponed 8)
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #50 on: 23 May 2011, 19:30:31 »

I'm guessing the 2012 will be too
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #51 on: 24 May 2011, 01:06:36 »

I love how so many people say a date for the end of the world and it never is :)
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #52 on: 24 May 2011, 09:27:27 »

I'm sorry but with the announcement of the new Tristania tour I had to delay the end of the world  ;D
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #53 on: 24 May 2011, 13:46:59 »

I knew it had to be the devil's work...
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #54 on: 27 May 2011, 16:32:40 »

^ No pun intended  ;)
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #55 on: 28 May 2011, 09:29:52 »

I love how so many people say a date for the end of the world and it never is :)
But some people apparently believe in this tripe. I've read that a schoolgirl has committed suicide over this moron's preachings. He should be held accountable for this, and probably put to jail until the end of his worthless life. Worthless scumbag.
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« Reply #56 on: 28 May 2011, 13:23:39 »

He's a 89 year old fundie from USA. How anyone can take him seriously is beyond me. I'm not going to insult the girl, but remember that sheep will jump off the cliff if the leader goes first.
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #57 on: 28 May 2011, 22:44:49 »

Moses and herders, the original ...
I know I need to make a pentagram out of the skin a deer killed on the third night of the new moon after five days. That is on the eighth day, when a polar star, sending a top of the image in it.
Prefer higher ...
Shish kebab from a penguin with ketchup and mustard ...
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Re: 2012...
« Reply #58 on: 15 January 2012, 07:16:40 »

I think this year will creative and unprecedented change to the balance, harmony. 8)
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Подобная ситуация, как в то время когда я в армии служил. Должен быть уволен в тот день когда находился на службе. Согласно устава я ещё не уволен, относительно человечность уволен в 1999 году. Не вероятная ситуация.

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« Reply #59 on: 16 January 2012, 01:15:28 »

harmony. 8)
Let's say I agree that.
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